Looking at the staggering percentage of my income that's paid in taxes to the US federal, NY state, NYC governments—at least I can sleep easy knowing that it's being used to explode Palestinian children, arm the NYPD with tanks, and fund Eric Adam's reelection campaign :)

We’re still doing this passive voice shit??

Is this anything?

Did you guys hear about the gooner who's using the dictionary to jack off? It's been tough, but he's slowly coming to terms with it.

Last night was the second worst attack on New York City to be orchestrated by Halliburton.

Spending my last few, fleeting years as a hot person—which coincidentally also happen to be the last few, fleeting years of a habitable Earth—waiting to get blown up in a US/Israeli imperial terror attack that will be blamed on Iran. 👌👌

TFW you’re waiting for the bus and it just never comes.. and then, not one, not two, but FIVE “Not In Service” busses pass you within a few minutes.. 😑 #MTA

Hot take: when the little toggle button on the side of your phone is set to “off”, your phone should never be able to make a sound.

Cannot describe how embarrassing this is for the NYTimes

Shuttering to think of how unprepared Boomers with zero media literacy are for the Bari Weiss takeover of a major mainstream news organization..

My Instagram search page is now just AI hot girls (that are very clearly AI) and each post has hundreds of fawning comments from human men who believe that it’s a real person. It is getting so bleak out here on the internet. (I say to the tumbleweeds in the graveyard of Twitter.)

Yeah, why the hell were the Democrat and Republican candidates listed before the Fight and Deliver party candidate?! Something’s fishy here…

Why do AirPods always die one at a time when they’re never used or charged separately?

The elevator is at the RARE of the platform? Okay, whatever you say MTA

I feel like not enough people are pointing out the timeline link between Trump being outed as a confirmed pedo and Epstein's bestie and Trump randomly starting an unprovoked war. I think sadly that's because it's working.