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Paul Atreides Nuts

@ryandotcomm

Literally no one:

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calendar_today01-10-2009 15:19:56

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Looking at the staggering percentage of my income that's paid in taxes to the US federal, NY state, NYC governments—at least I can sleep easy knowing that it's being used to explode Palestinian children, arm the NYPD with tanks, and fund Eric Adam's reelection campaign :)

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Did you guys hear about the gooner who's using the dictionary to jack off? It's been tough, but he's slowly coming to terms with it.

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Spending my last few, fleeting years as a hot person—which coincidentally also happen to be the last few, fleeting years of a habitable Earth—waiting to get blown up in a US/Israeli imperial terror attack that will be blamed on Iran. 👌👌

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TFW you’re waiting for the bus and it just never comes.. and then, not one, not two, but FIVE “Not In Service” busses pass you within a few minutes.. 😑 #MTA

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Hot take: when the little toggle button on the side of your phone is set to “off”, your phone should never be able to make a sound.

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Shuttering to think of how unprepared Boomers with zero media literacy are for the Bari Weiss takeover of a major mainstream news organization..

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My Instagram search page is now just AI hot girls (that are very clearly AI) and each post has hundreds of fawning comments from human men who believe that it’s a real person. It is getting so bleak out here on the internet. (I say to the tumbleweeds in the graveyard of Twitter.)

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Yeah, why the hell were the Democrat and Republican candidates listed before the Fight and Deliver party candidate?! Something’s fishy here…

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I feel like not enough people are pointing out the timeline link between Trump being outed as a confirmed pedo and Epstein's bestie and Trump randomly starting an unprovoked war. I think sadly that's because it's working.