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@ryancarboni

Awaiting the implosion of Western civilization as of yesterday.

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Criminal Penguin (@crime_penguin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s easier to deny the greatness of your ancestors than to confront the brutal truth that you have not lived up to the standards they set.

It’s easier to deny the greatness of your ancestors than to confront the brutal truth that you have not lived up to the standards they set.
Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is A NIGHTMARE. Amazon is bricking old Kindles, including my beloved Kindle 5 (with the side buttons). I hate the touch screen versions, I've tried them and I'm always accidentally flipping pages.

This is A NIGHTMARE. Amazon is bricking old Kindles, including my beloved Kindle 5 (with the side buttons). I hate the touch screen versions, I've tried them and I'm always accidentally flipping pages.
Tuor Eladar (@agitpropmaster) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Now imagine that stupid inflatable ball is instead a package full of black powder making its way from the magazine to the gun deck and now you understand who conquered the world and why

ムキデザ│グラフィックデザイナー (@mukideza2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🇯🇵「アメリカの飲み方だってさ!」 🇺🇸「いや、南部の一部地域の飲み方で有名ではないよ」 🇯🇵「南部の飲み方でそんなに有名じゃないらしい!」 〜数日後〜 🇺🇸「日本で流行ってる飲み方なの?」 すれ違う謎の飲み物ピーナッツコカ・コーラ

InfantryDort (@infantrydort) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“But the curse of every ancient civilization was that its men in the end became unable to fight. Materialism, luxury, safety, even sometimes an almost modern sentimentality, weakened the fibre of each civilized race in turn; each became in the end a nation of pacifists, and then

“But the curse of every ancient civilization was that its men in the end became unable to fight. Materialism, luxury, safety, even sometimes an almost modern sentimentality, weakened the fibre of each civilized race in turn; each became in the end a nation of pacifists, and then
Tidewater Whig (@tdomhnaill) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You could move to Essos, learn the ways of the Dothraki, ride your stallion across the Great Grass Sea, take a concubine from each city you burn, become the mightiest Khal beneath the sky, with a hundred bells in his hair and horses without number, but you will not do it, Andal.

You could move to Essos, learn the ways of the Dothraki, ride your stallion across the Great Grass Sea, take a concubine from each city you burn, become the mightiest Khal beneath the sky, with a hundred bells in his hair and horses without number, but you will not do it, Andal.
ESCHA (๑ˊ͈ ^ˋ͈) (@eschadiol) 's Twitter Profile Photo

what blows my mind is that manufacturers like sharp actually have the ability to seamlessly embed displays into natural surfaces that completely disappear when not emitting light, and yet, no one has utilized this commercially yet, this should be a phone

The Last Great Arrakian Dynasty (@cruelsardaukar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Upstate Federalist You can probably get it down to 2 by getting your first two measurements from Maine and Hawaii, because they are so far apart that only one of the two possibilities would land in the US most of the time. That being said, then you find out the fae put the box in a storage closet

InfantryDort (@infantrydort) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.” -Benjamin Franklin, 1787

“Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.”

-Benjamin Franklin, 1787
tantum (@quaslacrimas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you eat it once, street food is very dangerous. If you eat it every day, the heavy metals kill the parasites and the parasites make you sh*t out the heavy metals

Ogre (@solsenois) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Ça fait longtemps que l’effondrement civique ne m’avait pas autant frappé qu’en voyant Tintin utiliser son journal pour ne pas salir les banquettes du train.

Time Capsule Tales (@timecaptales) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 1837, President Andrew Jackson invited the general public into the White House. The occasion? Jackson had a 1,400 pound block of Cheese sitting in the Entrance Hall of the White House that all were invited to eat. The Cheese was gifted to Jackson in 1835 by one Thomas

In 1837, President Andrew Jackson invited the general public into the White House. 

The occasion? 

Jackson had a 1,400 pound block of Cheese sitting in the Entrance Hall of the White House that all were invited to eat.

The Cheese was gifted to Jackson in 1835 by one Thomas