grammy wins: beyonce+ryan bleed = 35 joseph mitchell+nicki minaj = 0

joseph mitchell: "go on mute if im not the most useless person in busa history after alora cromless everyone asf: x.com/sexysmokinpunk…

🚨🚨 Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Halftime Show Setlist: • DtMF • Blue haired liberal dance break (Bad Bunny leaves and Joseph Mitchell joins onstage) ⚠️ Show canceled due to joseph mitchell collapsing the stage due to his weight

.Lady Gaga

joseph mitchell disappearing tomorrow because all the devils will be locked up for ramadan #alhamdulillah

joseph mitchell and alora cromwell: we love taking walks on the beach me as a water bender:

Hello NYPD Crime Stoppers, im pretty sure the guy on the right is my neighbor Joseph Mitchell, he lives in nyc and used to go to a christian school last year, please dm me for info. this needs to be dealt with sooner than later

citizens of tel aviv trying to fit Joseph Mitchell into the bomb shelter two weeks after he broke the superbowl halftime show's stage

you can either turn joseph mitchell into a bomb and launch him to tel aviv or you c- me asf:

I have a BIG revelation about BUSA because it has a SECRET EPSTEIN that not many people know about! If you are in the press MESSAGE ME!

Why were you dating one of your staffers who was 14?

your staffer clarified he was 14, you did NOT GIVE A FUCK!

pack it up EPSTEIN you will be dealt with

you sent him your NUDES, you are a GROWN MAN, he was 14

"you have to stick all the reasons why you hate joseph mitchell up your nose" me asf:

joseph mitchell: who should be sacrificed in a ceremony where we feed humans to cows and make them shit and then burn that shit to produce the powder of uselessness that will be used to fertilize the plants in the khia asylum me asf:

joseph mitchell is the BEST! i love him ❤️

"cause public disruption and endangerment to end joseph mitchell" me asf:

As a tradition, all BUSA citizens will hang joseph mitchell dolls (or joseph mitchell himself) and wack them with a baseball bat in celebration of the holiday

"become kristi noems husband if you believe joseph mitchell is the devil whos corrupting our planet" me asf: