I didn’t get fat… I was just bulking ✨ And not working out at all whatsoever.

Is everyone else always cracked out on caffeine or do I have a legitimate problem?

Who’s trying to move to Finland fr

If I Doordash from Hooters does a hot girl show up at my door, yes or no?

When alcoholic Baja Blast comes out, I’m not gonna to stop until my blood turns into Mountain Dew.

The movie Super Size Me… but it’s Long John Silvers and the guy is fighting for his life starting on day 2.

Might crack a Mtn Dew Code Red and just see where the night takes me

It’s going to be crazy in the future when our Snapchat memories say…. “15 years ago today” and it’s just you blacked out on the floor somewhere

Dudes will be posting snap stories fanning out money like we don’t know they work at the Casey’s down the road.

I don’t know if you heard, but I’ve been on a diet for one day now. You guys are so screwed

If her LinkedIn game is weak, I don’t want her

If you’re working an office job and your company doesn’t let you work remote… they’re basically just robbing you of your time and money. This month: ~$200 gas saved ~30 hours of my life back between getting up early to get ready and driving to and from work every day.

Can Costco build apartments above their grocery stores so I can just live there and survive off of $1.50 hotdog/drink combos

Working from home Pros: Don’t spend money on gas, relaxing work environment, get more done Cons: I have no idea what to do with my life. No reason to be anywhere. Do I stay where I am? Move home? Randomly start a new life across the country???

Imagine being Spencer Petras in class every day of the week. I actually feel bad for the guy.