How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

on the verge of insanity today

I could never be on Big Brother cuz I’d be eating a corn on the cob or something and be like FUCK THIS MAKES MY PUSSY WET and they’d have to cut cams

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"

who would win, the homophobic cat, or Violet the most beautiful ally you’ve ever met

y’all setting yourself up before you say “I’m _____, of course it is”

Fuck This AC Makes Me Wanna Vogue

no, it’s not CLOCKING to you that I’m releasing my inner bitions

CLIFFORD THE BIG. RED. HOGGG

Fuck This Hat Makes Me Wanna Ruin The Honmoon

accidentally skipped Anna Sun to I requeue it

Anna Sun is the best song ever made no shade

I wish this for me even just one single time :/

to whoever decided smiley faces and exclamation points aren’t professional, fuckkkkkk you

God forbid a girl shakes that ice

Can’t hang out today. It’s my friend Snoopy’s birthday. Yeah the beagle

my blind boxes are STUNNING in front of the Roku city skyline

Conan has SOOOOO much trauma from bisexual men 😭