I am not having my senior year ruined by a bunch of bloodsucking paparazzi.

We Blossoms have always been highly carnivorous.

How many times did you try to kill Archie?

You're all grown up.

Oh my god, is this the apocalypse?

What had taken decades to build was toppled in the blink of an eye. With the rap of a gavel, Riverdale was no more.

It's a nice story, but it doesn't explain how you've convinced my mom that she can see her dead son.

'Wanted' posters with your strong jawline all over town.

if this is a response to Jughead threatening your masculinity or whatever...

Bret's just been monologuing about his new Rolex for the last 30 minutes.

I'm the shadows that you hide from our family and friends.

Sounds to me like you two are planning a hostile takeover. I am so in.

If you troglodytes insist on doing this, there are gonna be rules.

The quarantine's been lifted, but the town still hasn't gotten its pep back.

Literally, 40 minutes later the Black Hood was burying me alive.

I would rather have lost my nerve than my mind, which clearly you and Daddy have.

(GUNSHOTS)

Family of darkness: varying displays of the serial killer gene in the Cooper family tree.

Because what goes on around here, murder, mayhem, depravity... it is not normal.

Listen, Moose, you're hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you've got more demons than the Exorcist.