What happened to accountability?

This should not be controversial.

You’re not angry enough

Anyone too dumb to figure out how to get an ID is too dumb to have a say in how we are governed.

ATF: Do you have a tax stamp for that? Me: The Dow is over 50,000 right now,

FRODO: I wish it need not have happened in my time GANDALF: so do all who live to see such times. but the Dow is over 50,000!

At least we can all agree that Pam Bondi is absolutely terrible.

Wait, you mean this wasn't just a horrible fever dream I had?

Damn, I wish I could read.

We genuinely aren’t mad enough about Epstein.

Call me crazy, but the fact that I can save several hundred dollars on a CT by paying before my appointment makes me think these fuckers might just be price gouging. 🤔

If Harry Sisson and David Hogg did the fusion dance, they still couldn't manage to be even half as big a pussy as Dan Bongino

MISSING: Have you seen this man?

I am once again advocating for deportations until driving is back to no longer being a deeply unpleasant experience.

Don’t

I’m 45 and Iran has been “weeks away” from having a nuclear bomb my entire life.

New anti-AI anthem just dropped. open.spotify.com/track/5ia1M9SO…

Just learned we got Foley catheter placement added to our scope of practice before ultrasound IVs. Neat. I'm not upset at all.