THE best striker in the world. End of debate. Robin van Persie

This ref is a poes.

Starting breaking bad today ! #cookthat

Get that Fifa 14 coooooking !

Is Bismark starting today ?

Best date night !

Le coq day at Helderberg ! Walking up to a few bangers :)

"Earth Pics: St. Stefan, Montenegro. pic.x.com/gMX35fTSxG" this is what I need !

"Barry Bateman: Seems I missed quite a lot - "The honeymoon is over for white people," apparently. #EFF pic.x.com/dnTMzpHbad" yasssis

"Jono Maitre: Sup guys first time on twitter. So follow your boi ;)" @mvelase13

Allergex pills wtf. Puts you in a coma and I took a ritalin

“Gordon L-H: Allergex pills wtf. Puts you in a coma and I took a ritalin” haha allergex with myprodol ! You good for bed ;)

Why didn't microsoft just make word with 1.5 spacing as opposed to 1.0?

I have full plans for a zombie apocalypse, but no idea what I'm doing after graduation.

"@illestDAN: One eye on my jealous girlfriend one eye on this girls' amazing booty pic.x.com/9YUHNwk3Le"haha who does this remind you of?

I had to be @daviewatson17 ;)

First time back on twitter for a while now #comeback #missedit

Most penalties won in past 3 seasons: Suarez (12), Agbonlahor (5), Walters (5), Dzeko (5), Walcott, Ramires, Welbeck, Young (all 4).

On route to Capetown #flytime #chilterm