Three word Monday @simonmayo. Only vaguely random.

2nd best video of the day. 😜🇺🇸😘

There is no time to waste when it comes to tackling the crises we face. That's why today, I am heading to the Oval Office to get right to work delivering bold action and immediate relief for American families.

i don't want to have my stupid little cereal again, I want a £520 cup of scrambled egg from Leon

Lolz 😂

That’ll work. Every time.

German phrase of the week: sich durchwursteln (“to sausage oneself through”), meaning to wing it or muddle through.

A complete story in a few seconds.

Very sad to hear that one of my old colleagues at the Independent on Sunday, Dave Randall, died yesterday. Quite simply, he was one of the best. God knows how many people he helped in their journalism career over the decades. Will be raising a glass later.

Like so many people I've been pinged by NHS Test and Trace as I have been in contact with someone with COVID-19, and I will be self-isolating until Monday 26th July.

New: Afghan ambassador in Tajikistan says President Ashraf Ghani escaped with $169m worth of cash in bags before Kabul fell to the Taliban, BBC reports.

JUST IN: President Biden to speak at 5pm and address the deadly attacks against U.S. forces in #Afghanistan

Gina Miller is launching a new political party which will be called True & Fair trueandfair.uk The anti-Brexit campaigner says: "This Government needs to be held to account. Voters deserve better than the current politics of incompetence and self-interest."

Flooding overnight here’s a snap from Knightsbridge at 5am this morning BBC Radio London

I went here years ago. Amazing place.

Thank you so so much to Treadfirst Sudbury, Haverhill & district league Treadfirst for sorting my puncture at 1725 when they all obviously wanted to go home. I am so #grateful - hope the guy who sorted me out has a fab time with his son at the Christmas lights x

EXTREMELY HEAVY RUSSIAN AIR RAID EXPECTED IN KYIV WITHIN MINUTES

So many resignation letters that they made a sodding wordcloud

🔴RMT has announced it is suspending its planned national rail strikes next week out of respect for Queen Elizabeth standard.co.uk/news/uk/the-qu…