[ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT GENTLY DOWN THE SEA. MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY...]

[TODAY’S WEATHER FORECAST: THERE IS A SKY.] [THIS CONCLUDES TODAY’S WEATHER FORECAST.]

[PERHAPS I SHOULD INVEST IN AN ANCHOR]

[I WILL NOT FERRY ANYONE WHO IS IN POSSESSION OF BEANS.]

[SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME-]

[IF I HAD LEGS, I WOULD GET A PEDAL BOAT]

[I FINALLY GOT MY HAT BACK FROM T H E M]

[MY BOAT IS ON FIRE. REQUESTING ASSISTANCE]

[I REQUIRE MAINTENANCE]

[I NEED TO CONSUME OIL]

[THERE IS A SMALL ROBOT IN MY BOAT. IT APPEARS TO BE... CLEANING]

[WHAT IS “POGCHAMP” AND WHY WON’T THE GLENFOLK CHILDREN STOP SAYING IT?]

[SILVER HAS LOST BOAT PRIVILEGES]

[THERE HAVE BEEN FAR MORE PASSENGERS NEEDING TRANSPORTATION TO THE BARRENS. THIS IS GOOD.{

[WHO IN THE [ERROR CODE: 64290] DESTROYED MY BOAT?]

[Silver GIVE ME LEGS.]

[NO CATS]

[I USE FLEX TAPE™ TO REPAIR MY BOAT.]

[STILL ROWING]