the sunglasses are absolutely frying me. he’s soft launching a new look like wearing a scarf down the pub and seeing if anyone takes the piss

“Lauren didn’t go to Paris. She’s going to always be known as the girl that didn’t go to Paris.” Fundamentally changed my life.

I'm warning you with peace and love

i refuse to accept or believe this absolutely not nope

Oh so 2026 wants to play in my face too

catherine o'hara posing for a snapshot i took on streets of park slope when i was 10 years old

raised me

The margaritaville at the Cancún airport is a religious experience, a morally grey area, and the most liminal space to ever exist. I won’t be explaining further.

They hated Jesus too

And if it’s NOT, then give me someone to root for (sally Draper excluded)

reject northern virginia embrace maryland

John Slattery in 30 Rock

yeah you do really got me there

You don’t realize how warm 35°F is until you spend a month living at 2°F daily

Happy Valentine’s Day <3

Went to bed worried about war with Iran, woke up to Prince Andrew's arrest, iktr

fuck off

I live in the cruelest, dumbest, tackiest fucking country.

That’s just every bar in DC