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Has beens

Just like to congratulate the skipper Jonny Drabble on his new job at Chelsea Foundation - Senior Project Officer 👏🏼🔵⚪️ CHELSEA RENT BOY CHELSEA RENT BOY WOAAAH WOOAHHHH

The Nearly Men 🔵⚪️ YAAAANITED

Rustons 2-1 Humberstone FC, good win against a team of overrated codhead cunts to move into the quarter finals of the county cup.. YAAAANITED 🔵⚪️

After todays disappointing result, Jack Davies pulls one out the bag at the last minute in the January transfer market

Yaaaanited into the county cup final, Stevie Mc’s barmy army

Rustons United Ruston Sports FC 🔵🍻🏆🥃

Dem pesky specs 🤫

Brilliant day yesterday for a great cause and a great woman who did so much for us in the early years, well done Blaine Togher St Barnabas Hospice

RUFC gaffer Davies reacts quickly to to the release of the new Premier division and dips his toe in the transfer market…first signing to be released this evening. Keep your 👀 peeled 🔵🔵

We’re delighted to confirm the addition of TomTom ✌️ from Arch rivals Swanpool. Boasting an abundance of experience and superb versatility anywhere across the back four the RUFC management are great to get this over the line falling short last season! 🔵🔵🏆⚽️

1/2Wow! What a transfer window this is turning out to be, the management are delighted to confirm the signing Josh Martin this evening, RUFC manager Davies is delighted to get this over the line stating..

‘Josh is an extremely talented player and one of the best around playing on the half turn, we are delighted to get this across the line’ welcome aboard Josh and let’s hope they don’t kick you out the group! ⚽️🔵🔵

3 signings in 3 days and boy this is another big one. Having helped us deliver the league title in 2020 he links up with the squad again, finding pockets better than a pick pocketer on Barcelona high street we’re over the moon to get this over the line,welcome back Joe Smith

The fucking Rustons boys 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵Rustons United

We’ve seen it alllllllll we’ve won the lotttttt Rustons United 🔵🔵🔵

Thinking of you Sammo, that’s for you big guy 🔵🔵💙⚽️🏆

Could the band be getting back together 🔵👀🏆YOU the fans have asked for it! #onelastdance