The Mom Bfs 🙄 Who needs em?! 😤

Next 2 weekends are going to be out of SF. This FoMo is fueling me to buy buy buy party tickets for the rest of the summer. I’m already exhausted

Touring with Tourists (my uncle & aunt from DC) & G-Man

Missing Second City a little bit See you soon, hopefully, #Chicago

Believe what you want of Chiropractors, but I’m looking for one in SF (that hopefully takes my insurance). Any recommendations, y’all?

Weekend preview, who’s running into G-Man & me?

Lunch break shopping at Mr-S-Leather is it Dore yet?

“APPROACHING traffic” is what this meant to say

Gonna pop on the Barbie soundtrack and not fret about 1st world work problems I am KENough!

Our neighbors about our Pride flag 🏳️‍🌈

Do I HAVE to work out, it’s so warm out

I eat sweetgreen for a semblance of health, but I absolutely just want to eat fried chicken all the time.

“I’m saving myself until marriage, and I’ll use force if necessary” #saved

"I really love your [energy/vibe/presence]" is a new thing I've been hearing from new friends over the past year and.. its so California but I understand it and I like it

“Get it shel-LEY!” -gay man walking his Rottweiler down Castro St

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Rewatching Fleabag for the 4th time and we all love the hot priest, but her relationship with Claire is so delicious.