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got cited in a Polish journal on my #clickwrap work. Nieźle, stary.

Nobody has asked for my favorite ambiguity in the Uniform Guidance. It's 2 CFR 200.413(b). BUT NOBODY CARES.

I just really like living in a post-Brunetti world.

oh ok Reddit, Inc. Reddit Status

wut.

when they slide a "notwithstanding anything to the contrary herein" in the K

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