Nice win-loss-draw record!

Trains leaving late, ‘free WiFi is garbage, no seat reservation info, no refreshment trolly. And it’s this busy before we leave Kings Cross going to Edinburgh. Thanks for letting me pay £70 for this London North Eastern Railway.

Can you please help Gordon Ramsay. I’m looking for the best cut of steak and sides to go with chimichurri.

A little wet at Dorking Wanderers FC today... That's what the #EmiratesFACup is all about 💪

Please record the awkward moment when you tell them you’ve spent most of your career campaigning to have people from Eastern Europe deported.😉

Truly awful service and customer support from hoppa ✈. Stranded at Malaga airport after a delay and refusal to offer any refund.

2 nil down to 3-2 up. I'm so proud to be a rangers fan tonight. I'm pretty happy this is my first tweet.

Watching football first. What other team boos their own captain. Rangers fans are a joke.

Andy Carrol you are my hero.

Good on ya Roy, giving the Ox a start. Undoubted talent, can make a big impact.

This game is on like donkey kong!!!

George North, I love you!

Robbie Savage. Worst pundit ever!

Geoffrey, you mention having split coaches. Who would be your England test manager and top 6? #askaggers