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Everything that used to be a product (or just a public good) is being turned into a subscription service. They want you renting your entire existence

Publicly firing an employee as well as mocking employees you’ve fired is some of the worst leadership I’ve ever seen. Firing people is part of the job sometimes, it should almost always make you feel sick. When it doesn’t you need to do some self evaluation on you in your role.

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You might be cool but you’re never going to be Elon Musk unironically dressed as the dude from Grandma’s Boy I wonder how much clothes cost in the Matrix web.archive.org/web/2012062400…

It’s like ten thousand mink When all you need is a bike And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

The number of people in the replies who have never heard of cuckolding is somehow surprising to me.

I saw Feinstein trending and hoped it was because she finally shuffled off this mortal coil. But it looks like she got lost on the way and forgot to leave. 😑

Tell me you hate your husband without telling me you hate your husband Ten bucks says this one is a closet lesbian and that’s why her view of sex is purely utilitarian

buying twitter for $44 billion to make it worthless in the span of 2 weeks is the closest elon musk will get to donating money

I’ve had a really good time on here. I’ve also had a really bad time on here lol

It’s the end of the bird as we know it And I feel fine 🥲

Twitter's San Francisco headquarters has gone hardcore tonight. #TwitterTakeover

where am I gunna go when I feel a tiny earthquake

In case this is my last tweet in this twittersphere, I probably have a crush on you so quit wondering and shoot your shot already

I’m gonna be sad if we don’t get to tweet about it when Trump dies

Please please please someone get some audio of this at the very least 🍿🫢

Did you get an email from the Biden administration saying they "approved" your student debt relief — and would discharge it as soon as court challenges are won? Here's that judge and plaintiff holding up your relief:

I blocked Space Karen weeks ago but heard about some gross nonsense he was posting yesterday… yeahhh that’s enough for me. Y’all can find me on Instagram or whatever, same username.