#SleepyDonald showing off his mad squeeze box skillz. Sound on. 🪗

When you don’t realize you’re the Nazi.

Marge voted against funding border security so she could
impeach Mayorkas for a lack of border security. Do I have that right?

Rusty clustertrucks have terrible build quality and are being recalled because the accelerator pedals can become stuck at max on an indentation in the floor.

All the dumbshits who bought Trump's stock are going broke and we are laughing! 😆

Six of twelve jurors have been selected to hear the case against Trump

The six were chosen after lawyers on both sides dug into the social media posts of prospective jurors, questioning them on their ability to be impartial.
nytimes.com/live/2024/04/1…

Does this sound desperate to you?

Fed up resident confronts recurrent car thieves in his driveway

#LockHimUp #SleepyDonald #hillaryclinton #juryselection #politicalcomedy

Where does Barron go to school??!!

You have to admit, only Trump could find a way to turn 2 minutes banging a porn star into a criminal conspiracy to steal an election

I’ve never heard of a defendant falling asleep at his own trial, let alone on the first day

Win for the WNBA…Clay and his goons should never get press credentials for anything

How come the 'Do your own research' crowd never does any research?

We should make a game out of this called
“Spot the Asset.”

You mean the son that your wife was pregnant with and nursing while you were schtupping the women you are on trial for paying off to influence the 2016 election? That son?

Donald Trump can't last 3 minutes in Stormy Daniels, of course he can't last three minutes in court.

Talk about low energy.
#SleepyDon

Condoms in women’s bathrooms for decades and women don’t say a word. But put a tampon in the men’s room and the snowflakes have a meltdown.