I just don’t know what you were implying! Outside of that, I have infinitely more knowledge than you!

Oh this gives me an idea.

[Putting on those swirly glasses you’d see on a mad scientist girl.] You tell me.

It’s fine. If you die I’ll just bring you back to life. Nyehe-

I prefer rat. [Her ears wiggle.] But yes! You have no choice in the matter, come come. I will make you magnificent with my weird crazy science.

Why are staves used as magical conduits? Why not swords? Pencils? Loaves of bread, even?

It’s real! It’s called “cinnamon raisin” bread!

Very magical. Very delicious. Not that great as a magical focus, though.

My contraptions and gizmos only blow up on me when the comedic timing is right, I’ll have you know.

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Do you think it would be funny if I made one random species of animal 12% larger just for fun?

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