It’s not cute or funny, apps only act like this when they are very stressed

she protecc

Listen if I ever become a crank it'll at least be funny and harmless. Vaccines are fine but they're from aliens.

Tea.

They get a pass tough

If he: -Changes his entire look for you -Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you -Procreates and dies -Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon

The names Pond. James Pond

Sid

so. how many of you guys love a good pastel jacket and would be interested in light pink embroidered with rosy maple and luna moths? ✨

Don't think I have a name for this set, but I really like how it turned out! #dice #handmadedice #dicemaker

Who's ready for a giveaway 🥳!? I'm giving away this set of framed cloud dice to celebrate hitting 10k! Here's how to enter: ☁️ Follow me, Color Spray Creations ! 🌥️ Like this post! ⛅️ Retweet this post! A winner will be selected on Feb 22

the goal for this weekend is to trap this weird looking thing. he has taken over the role of Guy Who Sits In My Yard All Day And Depends On Me For Food™️, but may be unaware that this position comes with a price: your balls

Meow. 😼😈

Well, folks, we did it again- we kinda-sorta hired professional goons to strongarm someone over a box of colored cardboard, as one does You could say we rolled a 1, again But we assure you, we're listening, and learning Please fill out our survey on how we can improve

This is what actually happened during the FFXIV Eorzea Symphony 2022 concert's orchestral rendition of "Close in the Distance." The conductor signaled to us in the audience to turn on the Elpis flower lights one row at a time, and the music then started up after the entire

happy pride, beans 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ luv u all!

New Crow Time (1/3) 🫥

Please stop dming the government at 1am.

all ffxiv strats are named shit like “sleeby deeby baby tethers” and the mechanics of it are “stand on this exact pixel for 1.26s then spin around 4x exactly when the boss casts sheiden iii” and your discord cue to do this is the quietest or loudest tank saying “ʜᴇs sʜɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ”

I am using up your daily tweet limit to let you know that they used to call me The Drift King of Mario Kart back in college, thank you and have a lovely day