As with the other rule sets I've haikuified, I've gathered the crim pro rule haiku compositions into a single "moment." ⚡️ “Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure” x.com/i/moments/1081…

Can you do this thing, I'm capable of doing... I just don't want to...

I'm Nameless Adult Please forget about me now ghost basically

Rule Haiku Sean Marotta @thomasmcrowley Plaintiffs' names first, Defendants after the V. But if joinder's impracticable, Consider Rule 23.

If you have to ask is this really legal? Should you still do it?

"How did this happen?!?" "Umm you are the boss here so maybe you tell me?"

Don't drink apple juice from a juice box if you want real influence