Using a leaf blower is just steampunk airbending

Naw yeh, I think we did alright! #twitch If you ever stopped by to turn in on my particular brand of bullshit and stuck around, thankyou.

happy #NYE everyone! come hang out now for the final deponia night on #PointAndClick ptuesday. also special cheese cave plushie only available for a WEEK and an extra banana sticker TONIGHT. get over heeeeere!

new year's eve was so fun thanks to all you wonderful folks. big hugs to @\nor_skor and @\zeechristoph for the raids! what a great way to end 2024. I'm glad we saw the semmie plushie, too. you can still pull her from the cheese cave but time is running out!!

Started playing #NationStates again aaaaaand I see what you did there, Max Barry . (in fairness, Jennifer Government _is_ an excellent satire on unchecked corporate power...)

"Joe Rogan is Oprah for dudes." I would like to dispute this assertion, but I can't.

Nobody: Nobody at all: #Tool album covers: #spiralout #keep #going

"You can't hear a picture" Me: Yeah you fucking can. #TomDeLonge

Say what you want about #multiculturalism, but if taking a small amount of pride in being able to buy Greek food at 10:45pm is un-Australian, then call me Terrorist Von McTreasonPants

For the longest time I thought the lyric in 'Teardrop' was "Feathers on my bread". Yeah, I'd be emo about some shitcunt putting feathers on my bread too, Massive Attack. (Or Jose Gonzalez. Whichever you prefer)

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

First aid trainers: "#1 priority is not causing further trauma to the patient" Also first aid trainers: *Goes full beast mode and caves the training dummy's chest in during CPR demo.*

Missed opportunity: A trivia party game hosted by SHAQ during his questionable rap phase. The title: "You Don't Know Shaq".

I was into Deadmau5 back when he was Livemau5 /hipster

Cat litter trays: The purest distilled essence of a zen garden being fused with Ben Shapiro

#Twitch things. Graphic design is my passion

If you put an infinite amount of monkeys at an infinite amount of typewriters, given enough time, they still couldn't decipher whatever the fuck Bomfunk MC's 'Freestyler' was on about.

hey nerds. Remagination is currently doing a charity stream for #Extralives. We're currently on a VERY cursed version of Half-Life 2 and it's hilarious. Go check out, say hi, donate if you can, etc. twitch.tv/remagination

Game pitch: After surviving the harshest of elements and discovering locations never seen for thousands of years such as the Lost City of Atlantis, famous adventurer Lara Croft faces her toughest challenge yet: Penrith.

If you ever doubted your art, skills or talents (or anything else, for that matter), remember that Trent Reznor once yelled "Fist Fuck" and won a Grammy.