And Elon wonders why advertisers don’t want their ads on twitter

the mountie: listens to women, learns when corrected, & doesn't tie his identity into performative woke savior gimmick be like The Mountie

trying to buy this necronomicon off ebay & find a spell to bring back bob stack

Friday at last...

CM Punk managing a Target.

Wall Street Silver 🦍🚀

This is it. Modern art. Beautiful

hit me up if you want a kippah for your cat

This movie was absolutely ahead of its time and deserves to be bigger. absolutely wild plot, absolutely stacked cast (peter weller, john lithgow, christopher lloyd, clancy brown, fuckin jeff goldblum), great soundtrack, hilariously deadpan delivery throughout. It's nuts.

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No kids

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Before sex I tear off my Turbo Tax shirt to reveal a second Turbo Tax shirt underneath which sports a larger logo and more aggressive font