This should be a penalty because it stops a clear goal, I think the natural position thing is irrelevant in that case

This is blowing my mind. Now someone blocking a guaranteed goal - last man, no keeper behind him, open goal - with their arm is controversial?

Dunk and Egg forever and ever, a hundred years Dunk and Egg

Joao Pedro and Reece James realistically the only players playing well here. Stick Garnacho on for Neto and Badiashile on for Gusto. Rosenior’s overthought this massively.

What an absolute screamer

JOAO

Joao Pedro, unbelievable performance. Proper putting the team on his back type stuff. Got extremely lucky and will have to do better than that long term, but 5 wins out of 6 with a HUGE away CL win is some start from Rosenior.

Chelsea Twitter is the pits of football supporters. “Injury ridden” and yet they’d still been unbeaten for 13 months at home. Long losing streaks as if Maresca’s worst tendency wasn’t giving bad teams much needed wins. Haven’t played too well, but 5 wins from 6 is very positive.

Hahahahaha

Unbelievable second half. Rosenior needs to work on how he sets us up for matches, but his ability to react to the game and make the correct changes when needed is mad. Chaos ball is where we thrive.

Enzo twirling his shirt over his head is going to go down in Stamford Bridge folklore

Trossard to score first

Frustrating to not go for this more, but when you’re playing the best version of Stoke football has ever seen, what can you do

Hate playing Arsenal so much. Cannot believe this team is supposed to be the best in the country, dreadful state of affairs for English football

“What’s the opposite of dodging a bullet?” “Being shot!” I’ve missed my Caravan of Garbage boys The Weekly Planet

a knight of the seven kingdoms works so well because it operates within asoiaf’s core thesis that the world is cruel and brutal and unfair but it is worth being good in the face of all that anyway

Self inflicted, as most of our dropped points have been this season

Caicedo stupid tackle, complete brain fart between Josh and Sanchez, Cole missing an open goal. Crazy second half

Best evidence I’ve seen. They just make it up as they go along. this has really got to me