the disrespect in this one is crazy in this one campus cats single-handedly maintain the mental health levels of every introvert you know the pregnancy is just them creating more workers to keep up with the demand show some gratitude

the way u guys talk about age on here scares me ..... 23 is not old.... 25 isn't either ..... 27 isn't..... 30 isn't ..... 33 isn't even old... i need u guys to get a grip

sorry for not texting back I was ordering food online. yeah it took 4 hours lol I saved 75 rupees. no wait don't leave

my bad i learned later that it's actually blue blue chaddi flew

i love stalking myself on here bc like wow. i was saying something and all

according to my friends and i, there are 4 types of men: evil straight, evil bisexual, evil gay and normal leaning

i want to name a cat poopoo

wow this is insane

Regretting tattoos when you’re older.

༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ <3

solange lives her life in a way that i aspire. one minute she's curating some super artsy shit, then she's at a random rappers show, then she's on a yacht, then she's in nature bathing in a waterfall, then she's at a fashion show in the latest pieces. need that level of freedom.

Can’t focus on normal conversations

ill take care of youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

what opening Twitter and seeing nothing positive about Taylor Swift’s new album feels like

reminded me of this

as a man you’re already kinda on extremely thin ice with me

Google blobs were the best emoji implementation of all time so of course they killed them and now everything stylistically matches Apple's sterile set

nidhi: you can't be completely optimistic or completely pessimistic about it me: i will be a mystic. i am going to disapper