me when a bad bitch tells me what to do

OH MY GOD SABRINA CARPENTER #SNL

how it feels listening to pop music without an whiney bitch in your ear saying it’s basic

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON!!!!

🚨Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor’s race for New York City. He becomes the first Muslim and first South Asian to serve as mayor of New York City.

More of yall really gotta start thinking with this mindset

.Elon Musk I fucking hate you. There’s no amount of hate that can surpass the hate that I have for you. You are a scumbag of a human. A traitor to humanity and a criminal hellbent on ruining America. You will rue the day when everyone will know how sick and incomprehensibly evil

Robert Kraft (pulling his hand away from a 19 year olds ass): Uhhh what would you do if you saw a jewish boy try to go down low and then be called too slow? His QB every dropback:

Drake Maye absolutely jestermaxxing out there. Seattle totally defensemogging him. Patriots cortisol levels spiking.

Could you imagine if there were journalists whose beat was covering magicians, but they think magic is real, so they're always breathlessly reporting on the lady they saw cut in half.

we are regressing

XPO and FedEx executives have been running USPS into the ground since 2016 (all thanks to Trump) so the companies could remove a public service competitor from the field. It’s a crime, and the people should demand retribution from the people and companies behind this conspiracy.

The United States Postal Service, USPS, doesn’t “lose” money. It costs money. It’s a public service. Don’t fall for the privatization propaganda.

STANNIS: Tywin Lannister. Disgusting Warden of the West. Fella wears a [expletive] red doublet. DAVOS: [inaudible] STANNIS: They run the banks too

my third album ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’ is out June 12th. I am so proud of this record and I can’t wait for you to hear it. available for preorder now! 🩷 OliviaRodrigo.lnk.to/girlsoinlove

centrist that sticks one of these on a yield sign