I’m getting anxious for all the fun we are about to have. #sundarafest

What happen to Kony?

I just clipped a seagull in my truck mid take off, which then lost control and crashed onto the hood of a parked car as someone was getting in to it!! Hahahahahaha

Don’t say scenGNARio.

I hate when my coffee tastes like coffee.

nothing ever stands still.

Free Lord Pretty Flacko, Jodye. #FREEROCKY

I bought a few pairs of shorts... who am I?

Talk less, listen more.

What I really need is a LaCroix Water amazon dash button...

If you say you’re going to do something, do it. If you’re not going to do something, don’t say it.

speed is safety.

So stoked to launch Studio Remains with such a rad team! Check out our hype reel and website, featuring highlighted work from this insanely talented team.

Kids, don’t do motorcycles.

Coachella should postpone itself until it stops sucking

Spotify shuffle slaps.

Napping is a skill I wish to possess.

I wake up before my alarm

Why do companies list their email address in their email signature sent from the same email address?

Hey movie trailers, don’t be a scene from the movie.