One of the more obvious things in society is that ADHD spiked - and mainly boys wound up on various drugs - at the same time as male teachers vanished from elementary schools. Neurotic women wanted little boys to behave like little girls.

I'll be happy if I never hear the phrase "______ compliant" again in my lifetime.

At the base of most mountain ranges in the Southwest, you can find many hidden oases. Running water & big trees in the desert. A few hundred yards downstream, it all disappears. Great when you find one.

Springtime

Big city dentist - Just returned from the Rage your Revenue, Smash your Sales seminar. Small town dentist - "It can wait if you want. I've got patients that never even bother to get it fixed."

One of the greatest entrepreneurs in history and the most powerful President in decades couldn’t lower the deficit by one (1) dollar. Realize where we are.

Typical Amazon review: I was born in Indiana and raised in a small town. We had a cat named Patches. No wait, I think it was Mittens. Yep, Mittens. It was the sweetest cat. My sister and I used to play with it. Not my younger sister, my older one. My younger sister didn't like

There are questions every man should ask himself before marrying. 1. Can I afford the paper towel lifestyle to which she is accustomed?

This all could've been prevented with cover crops...

I fixed all the mis-aligned sticky doors in our house and replaced all the hardware. Now when I close one, I pause and think "that's a nice closing door." I can't help it. It's involuntary.

Henceforth, December 23rd shall forever be known as Phil Dunphy day in our household. The day when something which has been broken for an embarrassingly long time, is now fixed. Our kitchen drawer no longer falls out if you open it too far.

Walking

No amount of financial planning prepares you for what happens when your wife becomes a grandmother.

Always end your tweet with a haunting sentence showing you're a deep thinker. It's not just a suggestion... it's required.

Sunrise on the Moki Dugway

The Train at dusk

West of the Green River