I’ve got more pet names for my friends than I do my own fiancé lol like I love my pookie, angel, bear, buttercup, bubbles, sweet potato baby cakes so much

This is fucking heartbreaking

Dream chair. Ginkgo chair, Claude Lalanne (1997).

Bro is cookin

This is gross and ableist. My mother can walk, but long lines, giant airports, and extensive flight times make it to where her feet swell up like balloons. She is in constant pain. So just because you saw someone walk for 5 minutes doesn’t mean there’s a conspiracy here.

While we’re banning books… Finland is teaching children in school how to recognize fake news and propaganda as part of critical thinking and civic responsibility. Some of this will seem very familiar. Be. Like. Finland.

"bypassing traditional milestones" is a funny way or saying that most of us can't afford to buy a house with multiple jobs, won't have children because we can't afford them, most of our degrees are useless, and we are the poorest generation among all current living generations

I just substituted for a 1st grade class

Chick-fil-A has key lime frosted lemonade 👀👀

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING: a thread Let me try to lay out what the next three months will look like for the homeowners in LA who have lost everything in the fires.

A snow day hates to see my Dad coming

load this in 4k load that in 4k how about you load 4k into my bank account

If you drive a vehicle that makes a lot of noise, you aren’t allowed to go through the drive thru. 🙄🙄

Quit vaping

I know I haven’t been on here in a while, but came here to say that I witnessed a monkey shit on my mom’s head…. And it was glorious. 😂🤣

Just befriended a Scottish person named FERGUS Macdonald and I’m so happy to have met him