because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

Coulda just give him a real one at this point

Rest in peace Payless you would’ve loved this comeback

Men from NY were in my DMs telling me to die 😭😭😭😭😭

Interviewer: What's your name? Me: Hired Interviewer: You're Hired? Me: Thank you, Sir Interviewer:

In a SHOE??? Babygirl why would bubblegum… be in a shoe??? It’s in a DISH

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

a natureza é linda mesmo

This you?

the baby's first word was "family"

This is actually the best way I’ve seen someone recycle an old tv

LET'S MAKE THIS HAPPEN WORLDWIDE

gas $4 , taxes due , we at war , you ugly , i'm just not in the mood

for anyone unfamiliar with american horror story this is like if rihanna returned to music

just found out only female cannabis plants make weed. Even men as plants are useless.

I don’t think yall UNDERSTAND…..I WILL BE SEATED EVERY WEEEEKKKKKKKK

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

Me at 2am when I’m supposed to be sleeping😭😭

*getting ready to pay for my oil change* Mechanic: we also noticed tha- Me:

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.