Did I make a special cocktail for Jessica Vosk and name it after her character in . to serve at her concert next week? Perhaps 😏

I swear, . better win a shit ton of awards for its album.

I can’t believe I get to perform in a Team StarKid show all weekend 🥹🔥 my life is complete

I'm a literal lobster

Soooo Jessica Vosk loved my drink. And autographed the signage. It’s definitely been a fucking happy day in Hell. 👌🏻🥹 ♥️

😈

a series of events

My Husker cosplay from #AMKE last weekend 🤘🏻♥️🃏

Why is it so satisfying to see terrible people get exactly what they deserve lol 😂

Holy fucking shit Wiggly’s!!!

When 1/3 of your favorite bartenders tells you they got you a gift?!?! For no reason?!?! LOVE.

You ever think… fuck, really hate my life right now.

Never enough.

When are we officially done with Jojo Siwa? Cause I already am.

The Upsidedown

It’s a quick trip to the HOSPITAL!!! PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN

Haha my life is falling apart. Cool.

Why Did I Get Married & Why Did I Get Married, Too?

Pretty sure marriage isn’t supposed to make you feel like this.

I’m 0.0000386386% of a happy person lately.