No goal No assist No BCC No key pass But it’s a genius bit of creativity. THIS is what the stats don’t show. THIS is why you can’t take a stat addict seriously, it misses stuff like this

requiring a subscription for online console gaming

you just know this guy is not retiring till he touches 1000. a complete maniac & i’ll be there for it 😂

As a grown ass adult I just don’t understand the hype of being sneaky

Me & my best friend: we should start a podcast Us after the first episode:

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He’s making grown ass men tune in on obscure links to watch him play for 10 minutes and some want to question his legacy.

✨🇧🇷 Gigi Buffon: “The best player I’ve played with… I’d say Neymar Jr. In my opinion, he deserved to win FIVE Ballon d’Or”. “I had the chance to share the pitch with Zidane, Ronaldo, Messi and more… but Ney was really special guy and player”, told Corriere della Sera.

oh brother men cant have SHIT

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Ele está de volta.

This a real life Robin Hood story bro took unlimited money from two disgustingly rich institutions, completely destroyed the European transfer market and ram back to South America for the biggest homecoming, fairs man streets won’t forget!

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This is beautiful.

Interessante colocação de Bellingham sobre Rodrygo: "É o mais talentoso do nosso elenco. E também o que mais se sacrifica, porque todos sabemos que sua melhor posição é na esquerda, e ele nunca reclama".

Can’t lie Inter Milan ruined this UCL final PSG vs Barcelona would have been an all timer

Que delícia, Vitinha... 🤤

This fanbase was actually mocking a man who was trying to fix this shit hole. We deserve the worst