No baby for a whole week? Say less 😂

Wondering how manny is feeling rn 😂😂

Got to sac at 12 and my room wasn’t ready so what do I do? Go to the closest bar and now I’m regretting that 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

This hangover is not it rn 💀😂

🚨 OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo and Leo Messi, out of the Ballon d’Or nominees for the first time since 2003.

My gambling has finally paid off spent $40 and won $500, I think that’s a sign to keep on betting on football games 😂

I don’t remember the last time I was this tired 😅😂

Niners lost, lost money, wanna get drunk but can’t. What a great Sunday 😂

❗️Franck Ribery on IG.

Woke up drunk and still going 🤦🏻‍♂️ I hate myself sometimes 😂

I love my weekends but at the same time I don’t cause I always wake up either super hungover or still drunk 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

I genuinely don’t even understand why or how he’s even a nominee for this award smh

Mbappes just turning out to be another hazard at Madrid smh

Wondering what 6'3™ • ⁶𓅓 has been up to, lowkey miss him 😂

Paris next year is booked. Feels weird saying that since I’ve never actually taken a vacation lol

Désiré Doué just wiped Yamal entire UCL campaign in one game 😭😭

❤️💙🏆 Paris St Germain destroy Inter and win the final with the largest margin in Champions League history! 🇫🇷

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Vegas next week, a much needed little getaway