Bijan managers, congrats on the championship 🤝

“Hey Grok remov-“

Nothing worse than trying to sleep while sick. Nostrils just be refusing to cooperate

this how my girl look at me when shes ovulating

Today I escaped from anxiety. Or no, I discarded it, because it was within me, in my own perceptions—not outside. Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

jessica alba best part of the halftime show

The Disney+ and ESPN subscription is some straight up BULLSHIT

They are cooking KD under every rockets post 😂

I long for a worthy opponent

if we drinking & i hit this pose just leave me be for a minute.

I just killed a nigga on Resident Evil that was forklift certified.

Squeezing your girlfriend's butt can make you live longer

Halfway through Resident Evil Requiem and I’m already ready to call this the best one since Re4

Yeah I’m good man imma save my little money

Wow what a fucking game!!

Please take this shit off Amazon prime

NBA teams when the Rockets try to trade Sengun this summer

My greatest flex is when the dust settles. Everyone realizes I was never lying or hating. Just telling the truth.

i don’t fuck with any type of job shaming. we all out here just trying to live man, don’t be ugly.

They fixing every pothole in Houston except the ones by my house