This week on The Learning Canteen, Lisa will be chatting healthy relationships to Lucy House, mother, doula, hypnobirthing practitioner, founder and facilitator of More2be, a space to explore thoughts and feelings. The Learning Canteen 1pm, RTM.fm

Lend us your ears for part two as Soap Queen Diva Susan joins Sofa Queen Bee Judith as they co-host the TV show from hell 'Top of the Morning'. I think there may be trouble ahead. Hosted by Michał Narożna Ordinary People's Theatre 3pm, RTM.FM

eff why eye - tomorrow dog chocolate radio show on RTM.fm at 3pm I'll be playing music from Dean Rodney Jr, c, Heart n Soul artist D.M.S., I put my fate in a DJ💖, Double Dare Recordings, Guttersnipe, Nightshift, Upset The Rhythm Vexx and some new recordings from Shake Chain.

This month's HG is relaxed & dreamy (with a few wildcards to keep you focussed), with music from Foodman 食品まつりa.k.a foodman, Henry Brant , Laurie Anderson Laurie Anderson, OOIOO, & an agile frog. Hosted by @emmatr0n Hunter Gatherer 7pm, RTM.fm

Today on RTM / Crossness Records Dr Emma-Kate Matthews / rtm.fm

This month, Hannah Crossness Records shares an excerpt of her DJ set from Thamesmead Festival. Happy festival season to all who celebrate Crossness Records 9pm, RTM.fm

In celebration of his 23rd bday, Khalil goes through a playlist of songs that were released before I was born (September 14th 1998). Come prepared for some Filipino soul, Japanese city pop, soft psychedelic rock, and much more. Everything & Anything 2pm, RTM.fm

Dog Chocolate band dog chocolate splits into its four 'legs' over the coming months. Today, it's Jonathan's turn. The drummer skips the CDR and sneakily selects other music projects from Rob, Andrew and Matthew. CDRs Won't Last 3pm, RTM.fm

Later this afternoon, Enya delivers a mix exploring shadows and the dark, with text co written/spoken by her, Freud, Jung and friends Buried Light 5pm, RTM.fm

From jazz harp to dancehall in this month’s music club. Enjoy a much slower show this time, as Flywheel does his best to restore the calm following a bizarre August. Hosted by @flywheelflywheel Flywheel presents: Music Club 8pm, RTM.FM

Ghost School (@argghostschool) are back with more queer/trans excellence and thrilling dancefloor music from across the globe. Hosted by Alex Creep and C Creep. #queercore #pcmusic #diypunk #LGBTQ Ghost School 9pm, RTM.fm

#NEWRESIDENTALERT Future Artefacts FM is a monthly talk show hosted by Nina Davies & Niamh Schmidtke, featuring speculative fiction audio works intended for broadcast; comprised of radio plays, short stories, .... ⁠Read more via our instagram instagram.com/rtm.fm/

On @acellarfulof, check out Bristol funky punk clatter '79 &'21, Japanese proto Devo-core, and more. Plus Sian and Sof from London queer punks Bitch Hunt introduces a song of theirs and one by an artist of their choice A Cellarful Of Noise 3pm, RTM.fm

Today on RTM / @TracySada @acellarfulof / rtm.fm

Later on It’s All About Punk Show, Iggy interviews Axe Rash from Stockholm at their Hardcore Temptation Gig. Discussing First punk & hardcore influences, Stockholm punk scene, tour life, the pandemic, future plans & more. It’s All About Punk Show 4pm, RTM.fm

Future Artefacts FM presents Nina Davies’ fictional podcast “Beyond the Virus”. The work suggests a post pandemic future where kids lose their linguistic capabilities, now communicating through gestural languages of the body& face. Future Artefacts 1pm, RTM.fm

In an hour, lend us your ears at Ordinary People's Theatre Michał Narożna once more for the last instalment of Top of the Morning with the breakfast TV sofa queens from hell. Find out what's next for Judith and Susan Ordinary People's Theatre 3pm, RTM.FM

Wanna know what's happening on RTM.fm? Check out our schedule rtm.fm/schedule/ to discover your new favourite 😍 #LiveFromTACO #Thamesmead #KeepItLocked

Coming up in 20 mins - soft//quest with Tommy For all your soft-fantasy-sounds needs 🎧 rtm.fm/listen/soft-qu… at 4pm on RTM.fm

Did you hear Kiki's question just now?? "Do you like Cookies or Ice Cream? If Ice Cream, you gotta tell me which flavour!" Send your answers to North of the River Swan on Instagram #NorthOfTheRiverSwan Jesse Yuen