random hoe on twitter: "dreadheads do it the best" how she looks when i catch her ass and eat that pussy from the back😭

i’ll give my bitch my icloud psw if she think i’m cheating

me after doin a $3 tip on doordash

These tubi movies getting outta hand😭😭😭😭😭😭🤦🏾‍♂️

I found this in my daughters candy earlier using that simple magnet trick

Plz don’t kill me over no woman .. You can have her and I apologize for the inconvenience.

thank god 4 pretty women man

Til death do us part 😭

Skinny women be having so much ass when them pants come off 😂

P1mpszn Hy i used to be doordashing everyday but ts got expensive. Had to hit the grocery store realized ian kno wtf i was doin😂😂

young thug:

i like when mr krabs calls him spongeboymebob

they look like the 2 clumsy assistants a villain has

would need some serious privacy to deal with this one

you choking the shi outta that steering wheel

theres no bigger test of patience than typing your fucking email address in on a tv with the remote

Niggas got stay alive for 200 more days

This is what it feels like getting picked last at P.E.

50 napkins and some privacy