I did the thing where I let my 2½-year-old nephew take over my Animoji and he mostly had one question

Crush: why should I give you a chance? Me:

Oh dang ...I just hit it w a lil rinsey rinsey under the sink

I've shared a bunch of Christmas/moon images lately, so here's one that features neither of those. This is from last week on the North Shore of #Pittsburgh, where a barge crossed while I was capturing the perfectly still rivers, adding some dynamic light trails through the scene.

It's a beautiful thing to see Sidney Crosby on the ice.

Peter’s on the ball. What a performance. He’s probably bleeding because those flowers he pulled have thorns and he’s playing through it. Warrior. Playoff type player. #Bachelor

Try and tell me this video of Alex Ovechkin’s son watching him on tv isn’t the cutest thing you’ve ever seen.

💛🖤💛🖤 x.com/penguins/statu…

Imagine getting in a cab blacked out tryna make it home and you wake up with $3000 in your pocket. You panic cause you don’t know how you got the money, 10 months later you’re watching tv and see your drunk ass getting in the back of the Cash Cab and nailing all the questions

sometimes i wish i was 5 again just walking around dumb as shit

Imagine: You graduate from Troy High School. You end up on the bachelor & he likes you. He comes to your hometown. You take him to La Fiesta and tell them it’s his birthday. They put the sombrero on his head. He gives you the rose immediately.

my favourite consequence of the covid-19 societal lockdown is aquarium penguins roaming around freely and when this is all over I for one welcome them as our new overlords

Me during these 8am online classes

no one: my feet all the time:

Who already misses President Trump? 🙋🏻‍♂️

i’ve never had such bad FOMO as i have not being in lexington after this florida win. damn.

Amazing entrance for Army-Navy. Packed stadium again and every Army player runs on the field carrying an American flag.