guess who just got fired. the big man at merriam webster didnt like me sneaking in my own ideas for words. not very pompsh of them. not very pompsh at hocklorp

Connections
Puzzle #312
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Wordle 1,034 5/6

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Strands #46
“Sew what?”
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the other toes that didn’t get stubbed

Birds are crunchy

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Boobs (this is a test)

What time is the eclipse? I want to get out and stare at the sun ahead of time to build up some immunity.

Did some cleaning up in my office/studio today.

Night freight

Isla Fisher would like me if she got to know me.

They’re shutting the maternity ward of our closest hospital because 6 of the 8 nurses are going on maternity leave at the same time. There must be something in the water (semen, there’s semen in the water).

At least let him finish before you take it off.

What the fuck is that?

More sports should have fights. I’d watch golf if the caddies would occasionally beat the shit out of each other with 9 irons.

That ceiling light is having the time of its life.