VOTE! Then go do something actually far more important and spend some time with your kids.

Important reminder: while we all stress over the election, for virtually all of human history people weren't allowed to choose their own leaders and lived in utter impoverishment -- and for billions all over the globe, that's still true. America is a pretty amazing place.

If Donald Trump wins, I will be moving to Argentina because of my fear of his death patrols. If you need to reach me, my new address: 666 Boulevard Collective Munchausen Faux-Hysteria Village, Argentina #NotMyPresident, 12345

How is ye doing in tonight’s race?

What if no matter what happens we all came together as a country and rioted.

Perhaps 'Woke' doesn't mean what everyone seems to think it does.

i did not win??????????? suspeicious.

Is anyone archiving these Trump sycophants for when they try to downplay or deny their complicity in the future? I foresee decent probability of many deleted Tweets, writings, photos in the future

For those sick of the firehose of bullshit that has been pointed at you for four years, I have very good news. There is a firehose of horseshit poised and ready to take over in the new year. It's a very different taste, and that's bound to be refreshing! 🚱

Matt Haig Donald J. Trump Can we all try an experiment? Let’s see how many people follow him on Twitter solely to see his rants, but otherwise despise him? Can we, collectively, unfollow him from 5:00pm to 6:00pm EST on Monday, November 9? Just for the hour. Just to see his 88.7m fall. PLEASE RETWEET!

I heard the best news ever, today! SNL MIGHT BECOME FUNNY AGAIN!!! Saturday Night Live

K, everyone. Shake hands and congratulate your neighbor. None of this matters as much as media has had you believe.

No more kids in cages! It's too bad about the economy, tho... Dave Rubin

Bwahaha!

Hahaha. So true

Altho, I disagree about 'alleged'. Biden is next. You're gonna have to get over that.

hahaha

well, we can't win em all.

Football today & tomorrow... Wednesday maybe?

Nah. They know who really foots the bill in the end.