going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

There are far too many fools for the day to be funny.

you can pry my oxford comma from my cold dead hands i’m so fucking serious

what bothers me most about good weather in nyc is the pressure to have to seize the day lol sun leave me alone

me all day; me when it's bed time:

Sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time

Carroll, now a bright spot on our Moon, because four people, who traveled farther from Earth than any human in the 4.5-billion-year history of Earth has ever been, loved someone so much, they carried her the whole way there.

the world is perfect because heirloom tomatoes exist

wanna watch a movie but i wanna read a book but i wanna write but i wanna listen to music so naturally i will doom scroll instead

can google please get rid of the ai overview it’s pissing me off. this is supposed to be my alternative to ai

Mr. Met meets Mr. Mayor

cuando intento borrar cosas por falta de almacenamiento pero no puedo soltar una captura random que tomé en 2021 porque todo me da nostalgia

Tina Fey needs to sue him for Tracy Jordan side quests copyright infringement

amazing stuff happening

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

For the last five years I've been working on what can only be described as a post-modern art project, saving every place around NYC I've ever enjoyed, walked past, or been recommended. The result is an absolutely unusable mess that I continue to add to out of sheer hubris

life is worth living when the trees are pink

The little 30 year old that could

I do *not* want an AI "summary" of an email, or a book, or a life. I do not want an AI summary of a winter sky, or my father's hands, or the hope in my child's eyes. I do not want an AI summary of the human heart, or the first little shiver of lust, or the long good work of love.

last pitt thursday of the year