"You prideful little upstart! Shall I reveal to you my family's most guarded technique, the Novoselic Annihilation Punch?? Perhaps then you will not mock me with your infuriating unattainableness!"

"I come bearing gifts! Precious Novoselic jewels! Our bounty is so plentiful that it is only proper to share with other, less-fortunate countries."

Sonia Nevermind Not a lot of luck in that department. But I think I may have found something a lot more interesting..."

((kizakura is such a unique character thats so much more than just...the resident alcoholic. like...technically according to any of the information provided he isnt actually an alumni of the school like many of the others? hes just one of the many talent scouts for the school.>>

Sonia Nevermind For once, eyes aren't on him. He is able to do what he is best at. Observe people. Watch their interactions. Their movements. Their mannerisms. Understand them intrisincally without even so much as saying a word. He only wishes his glass were a little less empty. Then this >>

Sonia Nevermind smile, all perfect and sweet as sugar, is the chaser he needs to wash it all down with. And for now, whatever the problem is, he supposes it can wait. For a little bit, at least. After all, when in Rome...

"Assassins! Chancellor? Chancellor!!"

"Oh dear... Is little Hiyoko causing trouble again? If only I had brought my sweets with me... Novoselic chocolates are the best in the world! Surely she would be in a better mood after just one!"

"It is remarkable how her chair is able to traverse the shifting sands! My kingdom would have considered such a feat a marvel of engineering."

間に合わんかったー！！特に捻りのない赤松バニーです

"It is my sincerest wish that somehow my kingdom was able to rebuild itself without me. In spite of me, rather. The Novoselic are a strong people..."

// night, lovelies...

(The doctor seemed... ... Puffy. Today. )

(It is surely just my imagination. )

I act like a princess on the internet.

"What a delightfully backwards holiday! It reminds me of a similar Novoselic holiday, although our haunted houses had live weaponry and not just prop weapons!"

"How does one carve a pump-a-kin?"

"In Novoselic, the skulls of the dead are adorned with jewels, and they are given weapons so that they may fight in the great wars of the underworld for honor and glory."

"Is this really...?"