GOAT WHINES x.com/AsrielTales/st…

Inhale. MMMMOOOOOOMMM-

Pinky promise! x.com/AsrielTales/st…

He's going to build the cats a theme park in HIS bedroom

<-- This goat is actually like, ten. But he was spoiled, so he's a badonk.

Why have a kid when you can BE a kid?

And now look. You're big and have actual problems. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

Just duplicate yourself and junk. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

I did it for free, AND I can talk to myself. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

You can do that, but younger. Teach him stuff on his own level. Kid to kid. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

I'm like, eight. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

I'll teach Alex how to dig holes in your yard. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

He'll find the treasure someone buried there. Eventually. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

He'll be a great archaeologist. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

Okay, calm down. x.com/AsrielTales/st…

Bleats in hungry.

Wakes up from endless sleep. Feed me

NOMFS More please and thanks x.com/AsrielTales/st…

So you're saying there isn't any left? Sad nomf x.com/AsrielTales/st…

No, you x.com/bloodbuttercup…