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The most Australian yet 1,00000% accurate explanation of hashtag “Not All Men”

I'm very proud to finally explain why I gained no bread-baking skills during lockdown: 'How to be a creative thinker' (Hardie Grant Books ) is now available for pre-order! booktopia.kh4ffx.net/P0VZ0Q 🙏 to everyone who was involved

Tonight hundreds of candles are lit in solidarity with innocent refugees who've been held hostage by the AUS Govt in the Park Hotel for no crime! We continue our fight till all of them get free. Because it's happening in the name of good Australia. They shouldn't be there!

Today I wrote a talk for Hardie Grant Books for four somewhat continuous hours after three weeks of holiday, and now I need to lie down.

Refundphobia: fear of more Jetstar Airways vouchers

Breaking news: My wonderful, #Iranianparents mixed up ‘jalapenõ’ with ‘Al Pacino’. Given that they live alone, we do not know how long this has been going on. Children are debating whether an intervention should be staged

“There’s nothing we can legally do to move these people… wait a second” bbc.com/news/world-asi…

Our official* response to what Scott Morrison said today: *polite

Grace Tame's bong has preemptively been awarded Australian of the Year 2023

At this stage it’s easier to ask who DOESN’T have a pizza oven

As a long time fan of narrm ngarrgu | Melbourne Knowledge Week I’m so excited to be a part of the program! Grab a ticket and watch me wave my hands around and picture you all in your underwear

And while you’re there - grab a ticket to play Stuart Candy’s brilliant Thing From The Future Game next a Friday afternoon! There’s only 30 spots so don’t miss out!

This is on tomorrow! I’d love to see you and make sure my Sunday at the computer was not spent in vain. Grab a ticket! mkw.melbourne.vic.gov.au/event/regenera…

Absolutely tickled to spot both my book and my writing teacher Sian Prior’s books at Readings. Do her course!

People talk about merging finances, but I’d like to talk about merging misc. cords

Will I ever stop thinking about this?

I love this workshop. Let me know if you’d like us to run it at your place! For anyone who wants their team to engage in futures in a tactile, play based way.

I’m taking over the account for a few weeks at Paper Giant - come and watch me be terrible at Twitter!

Nothing says WORKSHOP TOMORROW like a trip to Officeworks at 7.30pm 😅