The advert that popped up on an article about the #ColdplayKissCam 🤣🤣

It’s not you it’s me with my misanthropy ☺️

If Johnny Vegas and the mum from the kid in This Is England had a child 😅

These weight loss drugs sure have got a lot of celebrities looking like, well, just your regular druggy. Thought we were over heroin chic and that healthy was the new aspiration, clearly not. #Ozempic

.Bonnie Blue’s life is like a Black Mirror episode. Consistently having to do things more shocking and morally wrong to stay relevant. I don’t see this ending well for her or the boys she’s roping in on her twisted journey.

These two people couldn’t be more different. What they have in common is my absolute keenness for Nick to win just like I desperately wanted Pete to win in 2006 (which he did) 🤣🫶🏼 #CelebrityTraitors

what a series. elite cast, perfect traitors selection, no slimy politicians, no big egos, incredible final and a deserving winner. this has just been great. #celebritytraitors #thetraitors

Back in the day I used to kind of mock people for asking questions they could just Google. These days I praise those people bc they are keeping the art of conversation and speculation alive… plus the answers are usually fucking funny 🤣

Predators don’t just roam the streets these days they roam the internet. It’s fucking terrifying. What a horrible time to be a child, and a parent for that matter. Feel like starting a commune with only trusted allies. 😓

How do none of the faithfuls that come in last not consider if they’re in the last two they were up for discussion for murder??