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Johnny Vegas

@JohnnyVegasReal

Comedy's a campfire, come and be warmed

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calendar_today22-09-2011 18:21:42

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I needed this today. Get in St.Helens Women πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸ½ The smell of silverware grows ever stronger

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At Retro Chimps HQ yesterday finalising additions to

Stu-Art Aviation 's Oscar will soon be sporting a bespoke picnic table, benches & night lights made of original Puma engineering, scrap machine parts, steel, wood & derelict, dud ammo put to far better use ✌🏽

At @RetroChimps HQ yesterday finalising additions to #FieldofDreams @Stu_artaviation 's Oscar will soon be sporting a bespoke picnic table, benches & night lights made of original Puma engineering, scrap machine parts, steel, wood & derelict, dud ammo put to far better use ✌🏽
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There's a cure for choc gluttony guilt. Trying to comprehend how much you've done since we last stood in the yard πŸ˜ƒ Looking fantastic M+S Renewables ! See you Melbourne Hall this week to prep
Patricia
Oscar
Mahala
Skoolie & Le CitroΓ«n for April 12th ⏳️ β™₯️ x

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You also appear to have misplaced your refund options along with my 6 missing purchases Amazon.co.uk
Good luck with any Easter Egg hunts. (They'll be the shiny egg shaped objects left scattered around the garden willy nilly like many a past parcel with a smile printed on it 😘)

You also appear to have misplaced your refund options along with my 6 missing purchases @AmazonUK Good luck with any Easter Egg hunts. (They'll be the shiny egg shaped objects left scattered around the garden willy nilly like many a past parcel with a smile printed on it 😘)
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Pssst Amazon.co.uk has someone MAYBE nicked your van? At least 2 out of 8 orders placed on Monday got here, yet its a good job I carry spare undercrackers. Your love language of late? Less sweet nothings, more sweet FA I'm afraid x
Jilted Johnny

Pssst @AmazonUK has someone MAYBE nicked your van? At least 2 out of 8 orders placed on Monday got here, yet its a good job I carry spare undercrackers. Your love language of late? Less sweet nothings, more sweet FA I'm afraid x Jilted Johnny
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M+S Renewables Johnny Vegas Amazing πŸ™Œ

Thanks a million to all the Team for working so hard to get us off grid & powered by solar for the season opening.

This isn’t just any old solar - this is M&S solar β˜€οΈπŸ’‘πŸ’š

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This is so bloody exciting! I had wanted this, but it was the entire team M+S Renewables that convinced me it could & would be possible. Such a positive, clued up, dedicated gang to whom our climate & are so very grateful. Off grid & beaming with green pride πŸŒžπŸ‘πŸΌ

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So chuffed to announce that the incredible M+S Renewables team are taking off grid & totally solar powered this season & beyond. They've gone above, beyond & over the rainbow to make this green dream a reality. Follow their progress here or FB renewablesmands ❀️

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Please remember, when posting a photo or a bit of banter on social media, try not to inadvertently include any personal information that might fall into the wrong hands x
St.Helens & proud
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Please remember, when posting a photo or a bit of banter on social media, try not to inadvertently include any personal information that might fall into the wrong hands x St.Helens & proud ❀️😊
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πŸ†πŸŽ¬ A heartfelt thank you to the BAA for this incredible honor, and to our dedicated team and fans for their unwavering support. Let's continue to spread joy and laughter in the world of Dave Spud!

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New/old
studio/workshop desk is ready. My St.Helen's 'go to can do' heroes Retro Chimps nailed it again. Thanks lads.
Seriously, if anyone is Northwest based & looking for bespoke with flair, rugged, reclaimed & fun builds, call 'em. They've never rejected an idea of mine x 😁

New/old studio/workshop desk is ready. My St.Helen's 'go to can do' heroes @RetroChimps nailed it again. Thanks lads. Seriously, if anyone is Northwest based & looking for bespoke with flair, rugged, reclaimed & fun builds, call 'em. They've never rejected an idea of mine x 😁
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It's not why we do it, but I am SO made up for the fantastic gang behind ITV CITV ITVX 's The Rubbish World of Dave Spud. The scripts are a complete joy, the animation is brilliant. I'm chuffed they've been given this recognition. Ed Foster β€οΈπŸ™πŸΌ

It's not why we do it, but I am SO made up for the fantastic #illuminatedfilmcompany gang behind @ITV @ChildrensITV @ITVX 's The Rubbish World of Dave Spud. The scripts are a complete joy, the animation is brilliant. I'm chuffed they've been given this recognition. Ed Foster β€οΈπŸ™πŸΌ
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It's the most devastating moment in a young mans life, when he quite reasonably says to himself, 'I shall never play The Dane!' It is at that moment that all ambition ceases to exist 😘 (Monkeh!)

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Thanks Sian Gibson for your VO gift of the gab πŸ™πŸΌ on
I was just gutted you didn't sneak in a 'He's f###### fifty!' πŸ˜… ❀️ x

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