Okay, my new boss is really funny x.com/crimealytics/s…

Whenever I feel weak and powerless, I watch Mulan. Ming-Na Wen 20 years later and I am still drawing strength and love from your portrayal of Mulan. Thank you for giving me an amazing childhood hero and constant reminder I have more strength than I ever thought possible. Thank you.

Follow the link and vote Milan Golf Scramble for best local charity event! #milangolfscramble #BONO2016 x.com/the_gambit/sta…

I love how you can always tell how long it has been since I have gotten laid by how high my laundry pile is on the other side of my bed.

Can the Rams - Bucs game resume so I can find out if I'm out of my elimination pool?

The one nice thing about my career is that as much as my heart breaks leaving each family I at least get time to forget how much it hurts.

Thank you Cleopatra for an awesome parade in the rain! #ridecleo

It shouldn't have moved me to tears, but watching Bill Nye say my sexuality is normal is so meaningful. Thanks, Bill Nye, go #SaveTheWorld

If there is one thing I keep having to relearn about New Orleans, calling New Orleans Police Department rarely results in positive results for residents.

Watching Free State of Jones at Milan Lounge and @IamKerryCahill is still kicking ass.

I'm pretty sure the Sharknado series just jumped the shark. #Sharknado5

Only 8 months into the Trump Presidency we are on the brink of nuclear war and Nazis are in streets of an American city. Seems about right

Donald Trump mocked Barack Obama for not calling Islamic Terrorism by its name. Now HE must call White Supremacy Terrorism by its name.

A 32-year-old woman was killed in Charlottesville after a car plowed into a crowd, the city's police chief said nyti.ms/2uyPpEi

No one in the south wants to watch the #SOTU with me. 🤣🤣🤣 I even promised to choke back my laughter. Oh well.

That awesome moment when your mother is coming to visit in 24 hours and no amount of cleaning will hide the fact your life is fucked up. Hopefully she’ll buy dog food.

Scientology coming out with a TV network. Looking forward to the new shows, "Mad About Xenu," "Leave it to E-meter," and "How I met your Mother's Thetan" #ScientologyTV

I’ve never understood microaggressions better than watching the #NFLDraft18 with all white cis men. Their language literally changed when a POC walked in, and changed back when said person left. #BLM #WhitePriviledge