From the archives

“So many companies would go out of business if the minimum wage is raised.” So you agree? That’s companies rely on the exploitation of employees to stay in business?

"Wow this diamond is so beautiful!" "It was made by the blood of orphans" "UGH, I HATE IT NOW" ...yeah, that's how it is, ya fucking idiot

my mum is begging me to marry and have a kid because “I work”. I begged this woman to buy me a PS2 console when I was 10. She did NOT . We shall see

my dad created his own wordle for the family this morning and the solution was the name of the christmas booze me and my brother secretly drank last night

they are petite bourgeois lol dont keep falling for it

i can't prove it but i know seeing mikey madison win an oscar at the age of 25 made him enter a psychosis

im terrible at comforting boys omg my little brother got cheated on and i was like “remember babe even beyonces been cheated on 🥺” and he said “fucks that gotta do with me” JDJDKDLSKSK

John Brown really was one of the handful of human beings in all recorded history that was unambiguously good. His principles and praxis are were so far ahead of his time. His commitment to freedom and happiness extended to all mankind with no reservations…

he’s a pedophiIe kamikaze I’m crying

I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”

Will Smith broke the golden 'no violence' rule of 'civility' that white people love. Yet that room that day was your typical Hollywood - full of abusers and paedophiles - as long as the violence is silent or silenced, it is OK.

in america, if you fail an assignment, they fire the teacher

A university student wrote a middle school level essay just to bait her trans professor into correctly failing her so she could retaliate and ruin her teaching career… and it worked. Absolutely shameful.

u know the fail grade was approved by the other staff too right? so why is it just the trans teacher getting fired?

btw you can turn off google's AI search overview entirely, including the environmental consequences from it pumpkinnmayo.com/posts/disablin…

people talk about cops getting worse, and they definitely are, but that 91% number from 1965 has to be so badly inflated with poor people and minorities the cops and courts just railroaded into prisons. you’ll never convince me 1965 cops were *correctly* solving 9/10 murders

boyfriend is back in his small hometown for the holidays. called to say his dad is going to the ER, but it’s okay because my boyfriend knows the attending—in high school, he had a crush on the doctor’s daughter. I’ve seen enough Hallmark movies. I’m getting on a plane.