You don’t hear much about snagglepuss anymore…

Celiac girlfriend means GF pasta is GF pasta

Sorry my tweets have been ass I've been dancing with my foid regular Bobby posting will resume [REDACTED]

No-one will ever say "Clearly you don't own an air fryer" to me EVER AGAIN

My zoomer girlfriend is forcing me to wear a red flannel shirt all day and eat avocado toast and grow an ironic ill fitting beard style, she calls me a "millennial piggy" and when I complain she says "oh that's so sad why don't you listen to some sad music on your turntable

AI can't love, so it can't make things with love

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Take Your Wife From Work Day

Was singing the overworld theme from Little Ninja Brothers (1990) for the Nintendo Entertainment System and my boss scolded me so I replied with "Even slaves were allowed to sing while they worked c'mon" and that one got a laugh from the whole shop

To me a normal cigarette is a candy cigarette

Reading my gf Faust and she likes the voice I'm doing for Mephistopheles a little TOO much

Can we kill Bryan Johnson with hammers now

I'm twitterpated

She's barking for an incredible reason

It's because I barked at her, this has a 100% success rate Follow for more #bobbytips