ok here's my controversial lorentz post what if instead of cutting his hair post-timeskip it just gets long and he looks like This??????????? i lay completely still on the pavement

⠀ ⠀        byleth eisner indie portrayal route flexible (n)sfw please read pinned byf ♡/↻

+ bonus Lorenz because i love him a LOT

Oh nooo, it seems like I've gone into heat. What a shame it would be if someone decided to help me escape this misery!

Greetings! It is, of course, me - Lorenz Hellman Gloucester! ✨ I must ask... has anyone seen, arguably, the most beautiful woman in the world? I would like to find my wife, as soon as I possibly can.

Ah, there she is - it seems she's found me, before I had the chance to even begin to look. ✨

You might as well be, my dearest tulip... I have sworn myself to you and you alone, after all! ✨

Hm... and who is to say that I may not yet steal it? I am sure I shall see you undressed, once we are wed, after all. [Hehe.]

Good afternoon, all! I, Lorenz Hellman Gloucester, have hope that all your wishes shall come true! ✨️

—- Lorenz Hellman Gloucester 🔞. ♡

// rusty wasnt following me when bro already interacted w a tweet on here weeks ago i cant do this

// almost reaching the character limit with nothing but dialogue - the noble experience

If that man does not be quiet, I swear to the Goddess above-

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Good afternoon from Lorenz Hellman Gloucester himself! ✨️ If you have yet to wish the most beautiful of nobles the most happiest of birthdays, still your heart, there is no need to fear! The rest of the day shall be here, waiting patiently for you to do so, after all~! ❤️