When you've had 4 pints before the flight and the seatbelt sign finally goes off

OH MY DAYS, BRUNO WHAT A GOAL!! x.com/JohnSam1853019…

When the waiter asks if you want to see the desert menu:

Still not as leaky as a back 4 featuring Casemiro

Throwing your £10 pint in the air because you've scored against Serbia do me a favour hahahahaha

Nahhh zoomed in it’s even more disgusting 🔥🔥

meanwhile, Jacob Rees-Mogg has lost his seat to Labour while standing next to a man wearing a baked beans balaclava

This makes Ollie Watkins scoring the winner for England tonight even better. He wanted John McGinn and Scotland to succeed, and the beady eyed jock laughed in his face wishing nothing but misery on England. McGinn was one of the worst players at the Euros

Forgive me Father for I have chinned.

Está llegando a casa.

Scotland were the only team to beat Spain in their Euro 2024 qualification and finals matches 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

Big Bob wins the Scottish Open and England get battered again, what a day 😍

😍🇧🇬 Dimitar Berbatov's doing a tutorial on how to master ball control & first touch! Magic. 🪄

Can’t breathe - what an app 😂😭

“Let Him Cook” in a French accent is 10x better. Min Woo nearly jarred it in response too.

Jack Black finally packed in the acting career I see

Albania, Latvia & Andorra. Fuck off

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