This time period is so cool because we have unlimited access to a wealth of knowledge and answers at our fingertips and people can just choose to be so otherworldly stupid and not learn anything on their own. If you did that 200 years ago you would die of starvation.

This guy graduated college in 2000

watching seasons 2-9 of The Simpsons:

The small government conservatives I grew up around in New Hampshire woulda flipped the state upside down if the DOD pulled some shit like this what the hell happened?

They’re gonna give this tech to some ATF agents with the critical thinking power of two toddlers and they will shoot a home alone style tannerite mannequin through the door killing everyone in a 2 block radius mark my words

And buddy they’ve been in the lab putting in the work

OHHHH MY DEAR LORD

huge ass tornado in 4 years

I do not laugh at the plight of "Scrat" from the Ice Age films. His terror moves me to tears.

36 raw oysters, a classic beverage, and a difficult conversation with God concerning where I’m going, and where I’ve been. All right here. Cheers

I sold the Limu Emu a half zip of Fentanyl back in 2016 and he stretched it back to a whole before he sold it to Doug

If you want to become a successful small business owner you also gotta be the worst content creator of all time and you should have high, fluctuating variable costs on content creator equipment. You can’t sell matcha without a DSLR camera.

The the airport brookestone lowballing the cashier on a pair of beats headphones

Slugging NA beers and listening to Moby so they feel real

TI was shooting two different caliber firearms and the larger caliber was in his non-dominant hand and you’re going to tell me you don’t think he was as wild as the Taliban?

The beef carpaccio special your bartender sold me in the parking lot made me violently ill Applebee's Grill + Bar

I will be making a point of seeking benches to sit on this year. Real pondering the present moment as it appears before you type movement. Thinking of finding bench to frequent near home but I will be sitting on benches wherever and whenever I can.

In the bathroom stall at McDonald’s with the door unlocked saying “ocupado, boss” to anyone that accidentally comes in

RXKNephew lyrics

In Dick’s Sporting Goods checking out the baseball gloves like I’m gonna flash the leather later